5:15 PM – Mom asked me: “How’s your invention coming along?” I didn’t know I was inventing anything, but asked her what she was talking about and she replied, “Aren’t you inventing some kind of vibrator that scares critters away?” Hell, it sounds like she’s got more of an imagination than I do, maybe she should invent something. For the record, I wouldn’t bother coming up with anything since we don’t HAVE a “critter problem.” One groundhog nesting under the shed is not a problem. A family of groundhogs LIVING under the shed would be a problem.