{"id":153,"date":"2019-02-06T21:03:23","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T21:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geigernet.asuscomm.com\/shannon\/wordpress\/?p=153"},"modified":"2019-02-06T21:03:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-06T21:03:23","slug":"february-6-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/2019\/02\/06\/february-6-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"February 6, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4:00 PM  &#8211;  Mom came downstairs with remotes in hand asking which one she used. I went upstairs with her to get them sorted out and noticed that she had pieces of cardboard clothes-pinned to the mini-blind and asked her about it. She said that she had looked outside and a great big bird that looked prehistoric flew up and it was looking at her and she dove on the floor so it wouldn&#8217;t see her. She pinned up the cardboard so it couldn&#8217;t see her when she was sitting there. While expressing my amazement that a bird was now causing her problems, she said, &#8220;I know, you&#8217;re my brother and you&#8217;re Mr. Perfect.&#8221; I asked, &#8220;You&#8217;re brother?&#8221; she then thought about it and said, &#8220;Shannon, Jeremy, Chris and Troy. You&#8217;re Shannon, my oldest son.&#8221; A  bird though????? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:00 PM &#8211; Mom came downstairs with remotes in hand asking which one she used. I went upstairs with her to get them sorted out and noticed that she had pieces of cardboard clothes-pinned to the mini-blind and asked her about it. She said that she had looked outside and a great big bird that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/2019\/02\/06\/february-6-2019\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;February 6, 2019&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":154,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}