{"id":173,"date":"2019-02-20T23:20:23","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T23:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geigernet.asuscomm.com\/shannon\/wordpress\/?p=173"},"modified":"2019-02-20T23:20:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T23:20:23","slug":"february-20-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/february-20-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"February 20, 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5:15 PM  &#8211;  Mom asked me: &#8220;How&#8217;s your invention coming along?&#8221; I didn&#8217;t know I was inventing anything, but asked her what she was talking about and she replied, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you inventing some kind of vibrator that scares critters away?&#8221; Hell, it sounds like she&#8217;s got more of an imagination than I do, maybe she should invent something. For the record, I wouldn&#8217;t bother coming up with anything since we don&#8217;t HAVE a &#8220;critter problem.&#8221; One groundhog nesting under the shed is not a problem. A family of groundhogs LIVING under the shed would be a problem. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5:15 PM &#8211; Mom asked me: &#8220;How&#8217;s your invention coming along?&#8221; I didn&#8217;t know I was inventing anything, but asked her what she was talking about and she replied, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you inventing some kind of vibrator that scares critters away?&#8221; Hell, it sounds like she&#8217;s got more of an imagination than I do, maybe she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/2019\/02\/20\/february-20-2019\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;February 20, 2019&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}