{"id":266,"date":"2020-01-10T13:48:31","date_gmt":"2020-01-10T13:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geigernet.asuscomm.com\/shannon\/wordpress\/?p=266"},"modified":"2020-01-10T14:40:44","modified_gmt":"2020-01-10T14:40:44","slug":"january-10-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/2020\/01\/10\/january-10-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"January 10, 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">8:45 AM  &#8211;  As predicted, it&#8217;s been a challenge getting Mom  up and trying to get her to shower and eat some breakfast. I went up to wake her up at about 8:30. She&#8217;s been downstairs 3 times so far. The first time, she asked what time her Doctor&#8217;s appointment was. I told her it was at 10 AM. She says, &#8220;Oh, I can sleep a little longer then.&#8221; No mom, shower and breakfast. The second time was a repeat of the first time. The THIRD time, she asked, &#8220;Is there any chance there would be pythons in the basement?&#8221; Where did that come from??? No Mom. No pythons. Shower and breakfast. &#8220;So I&#8217;ve got time to take a nap?&#8221; *face palm* I told her again; &#8220;Shower and breakfast. You&#8217;ve got a little more than an hour. I don&#8217;t want to have to race around getting you to the Doctor&#8217;s Office.&#8221; She asks, &#8220;Is there any way we can get a battery for my watch while we&#8217;re out?&#8221; I replied, &#8220;Yes. Now shower and breakfast.&#8221; She finally went upstairs, hopefully to get clothes and not take a nap&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9:00 AM  &#8211;  Well, she wasn&#8217;t napping, but she was just sitting on the bed. I went up there to check and she asked, &#8220;Are there pythons in the basement?&#8221; No. Where do you get that? &#8220;Someone is trying to get through to me and tell me not to go down in the basement.&#8221; So don&#8217;t go down in the basement. The shower isn&#8217;t in the basement. Go get your shower. Look out M Night Shyamalan, Mom sees dead people, too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9:35 AM  &#8211;  I give up on trying to get her in the shower. No time now. When she finally got down here a few minutes ago, she came back out of the bathroom started going back upstairs with a confused look on her face. When I asked her what was going on, she said: &#8220;Someone told me I don&#8217;t have an appointment today.&#8221; *nuclear face palm*  So I told her, &#8220;Yes Mom, you still have an appointment today, but it&#8217;s pointless to try to get you in the shower as there won&#8217;t be enough time. Just go up and get ready to go.&#8221; So she says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry I don&#8217;t have the brain that you do.&#8221; *crickets* <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8:45 AM &#8211; As predicted, it&#8217;s been a challenge getting Mom up and trying to get her to shower and eat some breakfast. I went up to wake her up at about 8:30. She&#8217;s been downstairs 3 times so far. The first time, she asked what time her Doctor&#8217;s appointment was. I told her it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/2020\/01\/10\/january-10-2020\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;January 10, 2020&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions\/272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mom.geigernet.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}